I am a secret super genius: wackadoo

Yknow, after all the work priming the pump: squuezes, iso-raises, floats, I finally get this LAG spewbot in over his head. And what does the board do?

Also, two best screen names of last night's session: "tooncestdc" and "Forest Crunk".

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HAND 1

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$0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players

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I have been putting the pressure on this LAG pretty hard, hoping to get him to put a move on me. Here it is.



Hero (UTG): $27.25 (109 bb)

MP: $41.30 (165.2 bb)

CO: $29.05 (116.2 bb)

BTN: $38.30 (153.2 bb)

SB: $36.50 (146 bb)

BB: $27 (108 bb)



Pre-Flop: Hero is UTG with K K

Hero raises to $0.75, 2 folds, BTN raises to $2.60, 2 folds, Hero raises to $6.75, BTN calls $4.15



Flop: ($13.85) J 8 2 (2 players)

Hero bets $10, BTN calls $10



Turn: ($33.85) 9 (2 players)

Hero bets $10.50 and is all-in, BTN calls $10.50



River: ($54.85) 9 (2 players, 1 is all-in)



Results:

Spoiler:

$54.85 pot ($2.70 rake)

Hero showed K K (two pairs, Kings and Nines) and lost (-$27.25 net)

BTN showed 4 9 (three of a kind, Nines) and won $52.15 ($24.90 net)